If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Invited to the banquet, Luo En saw the golden apple in the plate inscribed with "To the fairest goddess" and the three goddesses embroiled in dispute before him, and he picked up a knife with a smug smile.
The first step, peeling; he gave the skin to Aphrodite.
"To be fair, you\'re quite pretty. As a layer of skin, you\'re not bad to look at."
The second step, slicing the flesh; he gave that to Hera.
"As the queen of heaven, yet everyone in Olympus from 800-year-olds to animals has cuckolded you, including males, females, and even sheep. Since you can\'t save face anyway, take these insides."
The third step, he gave the remaining core to Athena.
"You were supposed to be born a male god and take over Zeus\'s position, but due to Zeus\'s shenanigans, you lost that seed, so here, have this core."
Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, Athena summoned her spear and shield...
Seeing this, Luo En quickly stepped back, shielding the goddess of discord, Eris, firmly in front of him.
"And you still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me; I got them to unite at once, even better than you with your instigation."
"..."
Surrounded by Greek gods sharpening their knives, Eris was left in silence.
- Chapter 1: 1 The Blessing of 996
- Chapter 2: 1 The Blessing of 996_2
- Chapter 3: 2 Welcome to the Revival Race
- Chapter 4: 2 Welcome to the Revival Race_2
- Chapter 5: 3: Since you pursue excitement, see it through to the end
- Chapter 6: 4 "A Loving Family" (4k)
- Chapter 7: 4 "A Loving Family" (4k) _2
- Chapter 8: 5: The Fist Hardens (4k)
- Chapter 9: 5: The Fist Hardens (4k)_2
- Chapter 10: 6 You Just Want to Sleep with Me!
- Chapter 11: 7 I Really Want to Improve
- Chapter 12: 8 Listen to me, little one
- Chapter 13: 9 The Enchantress is Digging a Pit
- Chapter 14: 10 Please, Be a Human!
- Chapter 15: 11 The Greek Family Tradition
- Chapter 16: 12 How Will You Repay What You Owe Me?
- Chapter 17: 13 No Betting Dog Loses Every Day
- Chapter 18: 14 Ares, I'm coming to bull you!
- Chapter 19: 15 Circe, Coin Burst!
- Chapter 20: 16: Every Mage Has a Melee Dream
- Chapter 21: 17 Next Time Still Put "Very Simple
- Chapter 22: 18 Is Ares Wilted?
- Chapter 23: 19: The Gambler's Inevitable Bad End
- Chapter 24: 20: The Aggrieved Party Comes Knocking
- Chapter 25: 21 Those Who Drown Can Swim
- Chapter 26: 22 Delightful Trends with High Intensity
- Chapter 27: 23 Friends, This Is a High Stakes Bet
- Chapter 28: 24 Friends, 2 More Chances Left
- Chapter 29: 25: Friend, a disastrous defeat!
- Chapter 30: 26: Ten Consecutive Deviations, Drawing Cards Will Surely Bring Disaster
- Chapter 31: 27: The Psychology of Gaming Tactics is Dirty
- Chapter 32: 28: I Gave You The Opportunity, But You Are Useless!
- Chapter 33: 29: Want to Die? Or Don't Want to Live?
- Chapter 34: 30 Chaos is a Ladder
- Chapter 35: 31: What Is Considered a Master of Stoking Fire? (Hands on Hips)
- Chapter 36: 32 Lolita, I really haven't lured
- Chapter 37: 33: There are thousands upon thousands of deities in the sea, yet I alone can provoke half of them!
- Chapter 38: 34: Brother, You Smell Good
- Chapter 39: 35: Minotaur, Charge!
- Chapter 40: 36: I could fool 10 people at once with the likes of Medusa!
- Chapter 41: 37 Stealing Athena's Tribute
- Chapter 42: 38 Riddle Man Rolls Out of Greece!
- Chapter 43: 39: I admire you, be my lackey.
- Chapter 44: 40: Sweating buckets, aren't you, little brother?
- Chapter 45: 41: Delicate Branches Bear Large Fruit, Tasty and Heaty
- Chapter 46: 42 Hephaestus, Come, Put on Your Hat
- Chapter 47: 43 Curiosity Killed the Cat
- Chapter 48: 44 Fight, Fight, I want to see blood flowing like a river!
- Chapter 49: 45: Mystery Unaltered by Arguments, Destiny Unchanged by Wealth
- Chapter 50: 46 Please, flog me hard!
- Chapter 51: 47 Hestia's Wail
- Chapter 52: 48 The Goddess of the Hearth's Big Failure
- Chapter 53: 49 Training in Progress
- Chapter 54: 50: Pots, Bowls, Ladles, and Basins, Submit to Me!
- Chapter 55: 51: You Are Mine Now
- Chapter 56: 52 This is a deadly question
- Chapter 57: Chapter 53 I Don't Eat Beef!
- Chapter 58: Chapter 54: The Inescapable True Fragrance
- Chapter 59: Chapter 55: Sneak Attack from Destiny
- Chapter 60: Chapter 56 Medusa, You've Been Promoted
- Chapter 61: Chapter 57: Your infamy is known to none, your sins are known to all.
- Chapter 62: Chapter 58: Plucking Athena Bald?
- Chapter 63: Chapter 59: I'm Old, Not Dead!
- Chapter 64: 60 chapters: Rather than proving yourself, it's better to smear the enemy.
- Chapter 65: Chapter 61: Surely there must be a deep meaning behind what Lady Athena has done, right?
- Chapter 66: Chapter 62: I Choose to Stop Thinking
- Chapter 67: Chapter 63 Don't sleep too deeply tonight!
- Chapter 68: Chapter 64: When the God of Stove starts to think, the God of Wine begins to laugh.
- Chapter 69: Chapter 65: Those who are not family do not enter the same door
- Chapter 70: Chapter 66: You Dare Say It, I Dare Believe It
- Chapter 71 : 67: Unleashing Rage, Entering a Frenzied State
- Chapter 72 : 68: How many children are there for one meal?
- Chapter 73: Chapter 69: Just Want to Mess Around, Not Looking to Die
- Chapter 74: Chapter 70 Zeus: Greatness, no need for further words!
- Chapter 75: Chapter 70 Zeus: Greatness, no need for further words!_2
- Chapter 76: Chapter 70 Zeus: Greatness, no need for further words!_3
- Chapter 77: Shelf Speech
- Chapter 78: Chapter 71: A Drop of Water in Need, Shall be Repaid with a Spring in Deed
- Chapter 79: Chapter 72 I'm going to open a shop now
- Chapter 80: Chapter 73: The gap between people is even greater than between people and dogs
- Chapter 81: Chapter 74: As long as I, the prince, am immortal, you will always be the crown prince.
- Chapter 82: Chapter 75: Alas, The Enemy Has a Gundam
- Chapter 83: Chapter 76: Everyone go first, I'll cover the rear!
- Chapter 84: Chapter 76: Everyone go first, I'll cover the rear!_2
- Chapter 85: Chapter 77: Don’t say goodbye, we can win (8k daily update completed)
- Chapter 86: Chapter 77: Don't Send Us Off, We Can Win (8k Daily Update Completed)_2
- Chapter 87: Chapter 77: Don’t say goodbye, we can win (Daily update of 8k completed)_3
- Chapter 88: Chapter 78: There is a Mole, Terminate the Deal (Revised)
- Chapter 89: Chapter 78: There is a mole, terminate the transaction (Revised)_2
- Chapter 90: Chapter 79: Actors, Please Take Your Places
- Chapter 91: Chapter 80: The Beauty of Missing Brainstem (10,000 Words Achieved)
- Chapter 92: Chapter 81 I Disagree with This Marriage!
- Chapter 93: Chapter 82: Teammate's Sacrificial Rite, Boundless Magical Power
- Chapter 94: Chapter 83 Small Fry, Small Fry, Small Fry Humans! (8k+ Completed)
- Chapter 95: Chapter 84: One Punch One Crybaby Monster
- Chapter 96: Chapter 85: Explosive Killing of the Female Imp (6300) (Daily 8000+ Achieved)
- Chapter 97: Chapter 85: Explosive Killing of the Female Imp (6300) (Daily 8000+ Achieved)_2
- Chapter 98: Chapter 85: Explosive Killing of the Female Imp (6300) (Daily 8000+ Achieved)_3
- Chapter 99 : 85: Explosive Killing of the Female Imp (6300) (Daily 8000+ Achieved)_4
- Chapter 100 : 86 Talking about Cooperation in Bed? (6k)
- Chapter 101: Chapter 86 Talking about Cooperation in Bed? (6k)_2
- Chapter 102: Chapter 86 Talking about Cooperation in Bed? (6k)_3
- Chapter 108: Chapter 89: The Awakening of the Music God! (7k)
- Chapter 138: Chapter 105: Artemis' Fall from Grace? (Extra update for alliance leader Eternal yo, reaching 12,000 a day)_2
- Chapter 153: Chapter 115: Big prison, the snake is about to die