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Tang Sanzang glared at him, and he immediately clamped his mouth shut.

Only then did Tang Sanzang slowly say, "As beautiful as flowers, extremely gorgeous."

The crowd was collectively speechless… Was this guy too lazy? He just copied someone else\'s words, couldn\'t he change it up a bit?

Nevertheless, the Lady of Mount Li didn\'t mind; instead, she asked with a touch of anticipation, "So, Elder Tang, does that mean you agree to take a few junior monks and stay?"

However, to the Lady of Mount Li\'s surprise, Tang Sanzang did not directly answer her question but turned slowly to Sun Wukong, "Wukong, do you want to stay?"

Without even thinking, Sun Wukong shook his head, "No, I have no interest in matters of men and women; pursuing scriptures is more important."

Tang Sanzang then asked Sha Wujing, "Wujing, what about you?"

Sha Wujing clasped his hands together and said, "Having entered the monastic life, how dare I think of such things? I have arrived here, and so has my heart, but it\'s impossible to stay and marry and have children."

Hearing this, Zhu Ganglie became anxious, "Brothers, don\'t make your statements so absolute… Why don\'t we think it over for a longer time?"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "Fool, are you saying you want to stay?"

Zhu Ganglie saw that the other two were unwilling to stay, and how could he have the nerve to say he wanted to stay? Especially since Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing had already spoken and hadn\'t been killed, it indicated a way out. If he contradicted them, he might just be sent to the afterlife prematurely. Unsure of what Tang Sanzang was thinking, he dared not speak carelessly and hence hummed and hawed, "This… hehe… I… Master…"

Tang Sanzang raised an eyebrow, "Are you saying you want to stay? Are you sure?"

Tang Sanzang casually crushed the teacup in his hand, grinding the shards into powder with his five fingers!

Zhu Ganglie shivered, his head shaking like a rattle, "Master, you misunderstand, my Zen Heart is sturdy as Mount Tai, absolutely not swayed by any beauty. I\'m not staying, definitely not staying, if anyone asks me to stay, I\'ll fight them!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang nodded in satisfaction, then turned to the Lady of Mount Li, "Madam, you\'ve heard them, they are all unwilling."

The Lady of Mount Li frowned; she had not expected this monk to suppress his three disciples\' worldly desires in such a way.

If he could manage his three disciples so well, his own Zen Heart must be even more stable and hard to break through.

Thinking this, the Lady of Mount Li felt moved, "Such determination in the way, Elder Tang is indeed extraordinary. If he genuinely aspires to Buddhadom, maybe I could help introduce him. Better than letting him stray and endanger Lianlian\'s life."

At that moment, the Lady of Mount Li felt a fondness for this talent, and she began to view this bald monk favorably as well.

However, the show must go on, so she asked with a smile, not expecting much, "They don\'t want to, but what about you, Master?"

Thereupon, Tang Sanzang spoke righteously, "Noble lady, they don\'t appreciate your kindness, which shows they don\'t understand how to cherish and respect. Your lives are already so difficult, it would be too inhumane not to lend a hand. Since they all declined, I must do them the honor, so I will stay!"

Clang!

The teacup in Mount Li\'s mother\'s hand fell directly to the ground and shattered...

The others were even more baffled and scornful.

Mount Li\'s mother\'s smile froze, her thoughts paused at that moment, and there was only one thought in her mind, "This guy isn\'t cultivating a stable Taoist and Zen heart; he\'s trying to eliminate the competition and hog it all for himself!"

Zhu Ganglie exclaimed, "Master, should I stay with you instead?"

Tang Sanzang gave him a sideways glance and said, "Wujing, how about you prepare a full pig banquet for me when it\'s time for my big wedding?"

Sha Wujing was about to speak when Zhu Ganglie quickly interjected, "Master, I think I\'d better go on the pilgrimage after all. Mainly because I\'ve lost several pounds recently from dining in the wind and sleeping in the dew; my meat quality is poor and not suitable for cooking…"

Tang Sanzang nodded satisfactorily and said, "That\'s more like it. Alright, you don\'t need to go on the pilgrimage anymore; just find a place to stay nearby on the mountain. Once I\'ve settled things over here, I\'ll take you on the road."

The three disciples dared not object and nodded repeatedly.

At this time, Mount Li\'s mother came back to her senses, wanting to pick up the teacup to hide the astonishment in her eyes, only to find out, tragically, that the cup was broken...

Still, she made one last attempt, "Master, which one of my three daughters have you taken a liking to? The eldest Zhenzhen, the second Aiai, or the youngest Lianlian?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head directly.

Mount Li\'s mother frowned and said, "None of them?"

Tang Sanzang held out a hand, clenched his five fingers into a fist, and said, "Kids are the ones who pick choices, I want them all!"

"Pfft!"

Mount Li\'s mother spluttered out another mouthful of tea, "Master, aren\'t you being too greedy?"

Tang Sanzang replied confidently, "For a man, it\'s normal to have three wives and four concubines. Madam doesn\'t have to worry about me being unable to handle it. Although I\'m just a regular monk, I also occasionally practice some boxing to keep fit. It\'s not just three wives; even if there were seven or eight more, it wouldn\'t be a problem. I ensure everyone will be satisfied. By the way, madam, you don\'t have a husband either, right? How about joining them?"

Black lines immediately covered Mount Li\'s mother\'s forehead. She had seen impudence before but never such shamelessness! At this very moment, all her cultivated love for talent and Zen, Taoist hearts were pushed aside by the urge to slap that thieving, bald face with a teapot!

However, Mount Li\'s mother still managed to keep her cool, knowing the play must go on. So, she put down the teacup and laughed, "You greedy monk, my three daughters aren\'t enough, and you even want to take the mother-in-law as well?"

Tang Sanzang replied, "The capable person gets more responsibilities; what do you think of Monk\'s proposal, Madam?"

Mount Li\'s mother was already unconsciously reaching for the teapot to hit someone.

Just then, Bodhisattva Guanyin, disguised as Zhenzhen, coughed lightly, bringing Mount Li\'s mother back to her senses. Reluctantly, she said, "If they all marry you, wouldn\'t that be a huge loss for me? But alas, this family still needs a man to support it. Fine, I\'ll marry them to you."

Finishing her speech, Mount Li\'s mother got up and called several children over, "You go arrange the tables and chairs, prepare vegetarian meals, and treat my three new relatives well. I\'ll lead our future brother-in-law to the backyard for a grand ceremony."

The children immediately began shouting instructions, some calling for tables and chairs to be set up, others for the kitchen to prepare a feast. Everyone knew that today was not just any hospitality; they were meeting relatives, so they had to show some capital.

Meanwhile, Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse, the three disciples and one horse, followed the children to go eat and rest.